While reading about a famous author I just thought, what if all our Bollywood stars became authors for one day? What would their books be titled?

Here are a few suggestions from yours truly.

Shahrukh Khan: 40 Going On 20

Amitabh Bachchan: Profit Of Endorsements

Abhishek Bachchan: My Daddy Strongest

Karan Johar: Shahrukh Khan - The USP!

RGV: Why My Films Don’t Work

Yash Chopra: Marketing Strategies For Cinema

Aamir Khan: Death: The Super-Hit Box Office Formula!

Rani Mukherjee: My Chopra Uncle!

Sushmita Sen: How To Be The REAL Diamond Studded Diva

Preeti Zinta: NESS CAFÉ!

Shahid Kapoor: I Want To Be Shahrukh Khan

Kareena Kapoor: Only Mine Shahid

John Abraham: Miles Of Smiles

Bipasha Basu: Seduction Sells

Hrithik Roshan: The Fitness Regime For A Perfect Body

Salman Khan: 40 Ways To A Successful Marriage

Vivek Oberoi: How To Be In Spot Light

Saif Ali Khan: Fundas Of A Successful Urban Cool Dude

Aishwarya Rai: International PR Skills

Priyanka Chopra: How To Avoid Secretary Bills

Amisha Patel: Money Is Honey

Ayesha Takia: How To Date The Rich

Urmila Matondkar: What Makes A Successful Muse

Sanjay Dutt: What Is Multitasking

Arshad Warsi: Laughter Therapy

Do add your own suggestions to add to this list, folks!

Hey pals, time for some spicy and juicy tit bits. A little birdie told me that, after Umrao Jaan, Guru, Dhoom 2 and Sarkar 2, Aishwariya and Abhishek are going to get together again for some Yash Raj’s flick.

Well, Well, Well, that’s not all. Rohan Sippy is also planning to cast this couple in his next (after AB’s Baby helped Aishwarya and Rohan Sippy’s resumed their relationship, one hears Ash has been continuously sending him messages about her whereabouts).

Well, that’s great news, but the question actually is “Is Aishwarya Rai short of co €œstars? The answer is YES!

If you look back, shes acted in the maximum number of films opposite Ajay Devgan (who is apparently planning to take the directors seat in his next home production, where he will be cast opposite Ash, again)

Apart from Ajay and Abhishek whos left. She cant work with Shahrukh Khan after the Chalte Chalte fiasco. For ignorants, her ex-boyfriend Salman Khan created a ruckus on the sets of that film, while she was acting with SRK, and Rani came to the rescue of SRK’s home production. So Salman is complete NO, NO!

I don’t think her charm would work on perfectionist, Aamir Khan. The chemistry fizzled out with Sanjay Dutt in Shabd. And dont you even think of Vivek Oberoi!

Saif Ali Khan and her really cant be a pair. With Hrithik, apart from Dhoom 2 , Ashutosh Gowarikar is trying to experiment in Akbar Jodha. Lets see what the results are.

But but but , the question is why is everyone casting her only with Beau Abhishek? Or is it Abhishek who is pushing for her? Well, we leave that for you to decide¦

Today while reading Jhumpa Lahiri’s book, The Namesake, I was really impressed by her take on pet names. She writes, “Pet names are a persistent remnant of childhood, a reminder that life is not always so serious, so formal, so complicated. They are a reminder, too, that one is not all things to all people”

So I thought why not reveal to my readers what I know about the pet names of celebrities today. Lets start with one of our favorites, Salman Khan, whom the world calls Sallu,

But oh, the irony of it all. His ex€œgirlfriend Aishwarya Rai’s pet name is Gullu! Well, this Sallu€œGullu affair is now over so lets not actually talk about it!

I loved Hrithik Roshans pet name, which is Duggu, coz his daddy is called Guddu. Wow, what a lovely combination!

Anyways, lets talk now about our Bong Bombshell Bipasha Basu, whose parents love calling her Bonny. Isnt that chweet??

And how can we forget our sweet Kapoor sisters. Kareena is called Bebo and Karishma is called Lolo. When you talk about Kareena Kapoor, boyfriend Shahid has to follow. His family and friends call him Sasha, and his sweet lil bro calls him Sash bhai.

Aamir Khan is truly one of his kind, so his pet name is anything but common. His friends call him AK. Shahrukh Khan doesn’t have a specific pet name but Juhi Chawla loves calling him Lucky Ali, because she believes hes a fluke! Ahhmmmm!

Did you know that Madhuri Dixit’s pet name is Bubbly? I thought this name suited our bubbly Preity Zinta better, but anyways.

Amisha’s pet name is Sunshine, because her parents and friends felt that she was like Sunshine for them. Poor things didn’t know that this sunshine would set the sun of their life (don’t take that seriously, folks. Im just kidding).

That Govinda is called Chi Chi everyone knows, but did you know that he hates this name? The Deol bros are known by their pet names, Sunny and Bobby, but theyre otherwise known as Ajay Singh Deol and Bobby Singh Deol.

Not many know that that Bobby’s best friend, Akshay Kumars real name is Rajeev Bhatia, and he was called Raju among his friends. He adopted Akshay, aka Akki, as his screen name.

While everyone calls Sunil Shetty, Anna, Sanjay Dutt’s name is Sanju. Abhishek Bachchans pet name has to be Abhi, as Dad Amitabh is called Amit.

But the funniest and most interesting name has to be Aftab Shivdasani’s. Hes called Faff. Maybe he used to faff a lot as kid!! Jokes apart, these were just a few of your fave Bolywood stars pet names, and we will keep you posted on others too!

A lil birdie just told me that after watching the most entertaining film of the year, Lage Raho Munna Bhai, Shahrukh Khan called up Director Raj Kumar Hirani at two a.m. and told him that he was very keen on working with him.

Raj Kumar Hirani has also received such frantic calls from Rishi Kapoor, who wants his son to be part of Raju’s film. But the strangest and most amusing one is the call from SRK.

Hirani must definitely be on cloud nine after receiving call from King Khan himself! Did you know that, when he did the first part of this series, he wanted Shahrukh for the lead role, but SRK refused due to his back surgery?

Shahrukh Khan is also going to do a little cameo in Ravi Chopra’s next film titled Bhootnath. The reason this cameo is going to be very special is because he is going to play husband to his best friend Juhi Chawla!

Yes, theyll both be back again to create the magic of Yes Boss, Raju Ban Gaya Gentleman and their other films. But the lead in this film is going to be played by Ravi Chopra’s favourite, Big B.

While were talking about the Big B, Amitabh Bachchan, I hear that hes still on a signing spree. Just this morning I got the news his security has been reduced from Y to X. This Sexy Sam of Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna seems pretty cool about it.

But then he enjoyed this level of security for a very long time and hes is very happy now that all his films are being remade. In his view, ”A remake is a compliment to the original.”

We agree with you Mr. Bachchan. As they say, the Boss is always right, and we accept your verdict!

For more updates gossip and news keeping reading this section.

This year has been outstanding for entertainment industry, with the biggest releases in past five years. Whether it’s in terms of entertainment or revenue film fraternity has generated and made lot of money.

But, the success of these films is going to lead to a great tussle between the Superstars in terms of awards. Every year the biggest question popping into the minds of audience, as well as people in film industry is, who will bag the award for the best actor.

Though the curiosity, for female lead is not much still (one could say that female actors in Bollywood are yet to get that kind of hype). But in this year, 2006, the award functions are really going to be tough, or rather, intriguing.

If on one side we have, Mr. Perfectionist, Aamir Khan with two releases, Rang De Basanti and Fanaa, and both of them have generated very remarkable responses, then on the other side we have Hrithik Roshan’s super hit, Krrish, and Dhoom 2 , which will be releasing in November.

We cant forget Shahrukh Khan in this race. His bag is equally full with the success of Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna (KANK) and expectations from the remake of Don, “The Don !!

But, but, but, the story doesn’t end here, because its Sanjay Dutt’s Lage Raho Munna Bhai which leads the race in terms of pure entertainment value and were sure that Salman Khan is also not way back in this rat race. Hes going to rock the nation on Diwali with his release Jaaneman followed by Ravi Chopra’s Babul.

Also, we cant overlook Abhishek Bachchan whose Umrao Jaan and Guru are set to release, though his performance in KANK has won him the maximum accolades! Are we are being a little partial in ignoring Akshay Kumar, John Abraham and others who deserve their share in these awards functions? Perhaps.

Well, were still not considering the low budget films that have churned out good revenue. Now who will be the winner, that’s really a big question for Bollywood this year, no?

So now it’s Aamir v/s Shahrukh v/s Hrithik v/s Sanjay Dutt v/s Salman. Who do YOU think deserves this crown?

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