While reading about a famous author I just thought, what if all our Bollywood stars became authors for one day? What would their books be titled?

Here are a few suggestions from yours truly.

Shahrukh Khan: 40 Going On 20

Amitabh Bachchan: Profit Of Endorsements

Abhishek Bachchan: My Daddy Strongest

Karan Johar: Shahrukh Khan - The USP!

RGV: Why My Films Don’t Work

Yash Chopra: Marketing Strategies For Cinema

Aamir Khan: Death: The Super-Hit Box Office Formula!

Rani Mukherjee: My Chopra Uncle!

Sushmita Sen: How To Be The REAL Diamond Studded Diva

Preeti Zinta: NESS CAFÉ!

Shahid Kapoor: I Want To Be Shahrukh Khan

Kareena Kapoor: Only Mine Shahid

John Abraham: Miles Of Smiles

Bipasha Basu: Seduction Sells

Hrithik Roshan: The Fitness Regime For A Perfect Body

Salman Khan: 40 Ways To A Successful Marriage

Vivek Oberoi: How To Be In Spot Light

Saif Ali Khan: Fundas Of A Successful Urban Cool Dude

Aishwarya Rai: International PR Skills

Priyanka Chopra: How To Avoid Secretary Bills

Amisha Patel: Money Is Honey

Ayesha Takia: How To Date The Rich

Urmila Matondkar: What Makes A Successful Muse

Sanjay Dutt: What Is Multitasking

Arshad Warsi: Laughter Therapy

Do add your own suggestions to add to this list, folks!

Hey pals, time for some spicy and juicy tit bits. A little birdie told me that, after Umrao Jaan, Guru, Dhoom 2 and Sarkar 2, Aishwariya and Abhishek are going to get together again for some Yash Raj’s flick.

Well, Well, Well, that’s not all. Rohan Sippy is also planning to cast this couple in his next (after AB’s Baby helped Aishwarya and Rohan Sippy’s resumed their relationship, one hears Ash has been continuously sending him messages about her whereabouts).

Well, that’s great news, but the question actually is “Is Aishwarya Rai short of co €œstars? The answer is YES!

If you look back, shes acted in the maximum number of films opposite Ajay Devgan (who is apparently planning to take the directors seat in his next home production, where he will be cast opposite Ash, again)

Apart from Ajay and Abhishek whos left. She cant work with Shahrukh Khan after the Chalte Chalte fiasco. For ignorants, her ex-boyfriend Salman Khan created a ruckus on the sets of that film, while she was acting with SRK, and Rani came to the rescue of SRK’s home production. So Salman is complete NO, NO!

I don’t think her charm would work on perfectionist, Aamir Khan. The chemistry fizzled out with Sanjay Dutt in Shabd. And dont you even think of Vivek Oberoi!

Saif Ali Khan and her really cant be a pair. With Hrithik, apart from Dhoom 2 , Ashutosh Gowarikar is trying to experiment in Akbar Jodha. Lets see what the results are.

But but but , the question is why is everyone casting her only with Beau Abhishek? Or is it Abhishek who is pushing for her? Well, we leave that for you to decide¦